A hood-less sweatshirt (available at Forever 21 for $24.90) that reads "I love my hood".
The epitome of irony.
Yes, I know "hood" in always taken as "neighborhood",
but I can totally picture three creepy, single, unshaven men who have been working around the clock for a new idea to pitch when suddenly it comes to them:
"I LOVE MY HOOD"... and make it hood-less.
Genius. Pure genius.